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Country USA
Age 81
Location Arizona
City Tucson
Preferred Age  From  70  To  99
Height 5ft7-5ft8   (170-173cm)
Body Hair Hairy
Facial Hair None
Build Stocky
Smoker Non Smoker
Role Active
Ethnic Origin Caucasian
Last Logged On Over 30 days ago
I consider myself Bear
~~Let's get one thing straight! I'm not!
~~I'm so old, my finger's been in the hole of a rotary phone dial!
~~When I have a choice of two evils, I choose the one I haven't tried before!
~~I want to live in a world where, when the chicken crosses the road, it's motives aren't questioned.
~~Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved!
~~When you would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra!
~~One of the things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Aaaah! Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable! (Man, am I comfortable, or what?)
~~Awareness is about noticing the moment. It is about stopping, looking, listening, feeling, experiencing fully what is happening. It is a meditation. Awareness turns everything into a meditation.
~~Will Rogers once said that when the Okies left Oklahoma and came to California during the great depression that the average IQ in both states simultaneously jumped 20 points. I'm a CA transplant and may have brought the average down a little on this end! (I'll analyze that later.)
~~My Dad is German, my mother is Cherokee Indian, and I am in therapy!
~~Finally, I've come to the conclusion a conclusion is where one stops when he is tired of thinking...
~~...speaking of thinking, and who was? I've often wondered if a testicle is a humorous question on an exam! Hmmmmm!
~~...speaking of wondering: I've often wondered if outpatient means a person who has fainted! I haven't a clue. I'm "out of it" most of the time!
~~I was so depressed last night about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck... Go figure..
~~People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul. You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear as young as your hope, and as old as your despair.
~~OK! I left to go find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here!
~~Now: On to what my likes, dislikes, wills, and won'ts, etc. are... It's about time, huh?

I like the more mature bears who can take care of themselves and don't depend on me and who have a sense of humor! Equality